THINGS WE KNOW ON A FRIDAY

Bored? Want to discover things you never knew (or possibly never need to)? Our little fingers have gone a tappin’ over the WWW seeking like a hot missile all the shiz to keep us entertained on a Friday.

• That poor old Cassie Ventura is now actually kinda famous thanks to her titties and the ‘hacker’. Before this, she was just a pretty girl with a hooker name.

theblemish.com/2009/05/cassie-got-hacked-naked

• The Horrors’ title song ‘Primary Colours‘ is really just The Psychadelic Furs ‘Pretty In Pink’, but mangled.

• Mel Gibson is a cunt, has always been a cunt and should never be paid 20 bazillion clams for being in a film ever again. Racist, sexist, cheater, drunk, liar, mullet wearer. Play the Mel Gibson drunk driving game – collect tequila, avoid coppers.

http://www.rapbasement.com/games/game/33/Mel-Gibson-Drunk-Driving.html

• Peanut butter and honey, one of my all-time favourite toast toppings, was what Charles Manson’s girls requested when first jailed as ingredients for purification rituals.

Feel like getting to know the crazy old dude before he dies? Write Charlie boy a letter:

CHARLES MANSON
B-33920
4A 4R-23
P.O. Box 3476
Corcoran, CA. 93212

• Horrified by the extent of expenses abuse by British MP’s – three grand on a hot water system for the Welsh Secretary, “the Prime Minister claimed twice for the same £153 plumber’s bill – money which he paid back today after the Telegraph pointed out the discrepancy to Downing Street”.  In any other industry/sector, would this not be called MONEY LAUNDERING and not be forgivable by sheepishly paying the money back, it would merit sacking/jail. Gordon Brown being someone’s bitch… the mind boggles then shuts down for safety reasons.

• Today is windy as hell and it’s making the brain go a little funny…. there is a reason… Witch Winds. Uh-huh.
  

“When certain kinds of winds begin to blow throughout the world, hospital admissions, suicides, and crime rates skyrocket.  One country — Switzerland — even accepts the blowing of the ‘Foehn’ during the commission of a crime as mitigating evidence in court.

“These notorious desert and sea winds are also linked to minor illnesses and malaise epidemics.  Victims’ claims range from sleeplessness, irritability, tension, migraines, nausea, palpitations and hot flashes with sweating or shills to tremor, vertigo, swelling, breathing difficulty, and frequent intestinal movement.”

Read more about ions and how loony they make you here:

http://www.halexandria.org/dward079.htm

• So looking forward to Star Trek even though at one point in life got Star Trek and SeaQuest DSV mixed up.

• Spotify has stolen our hearts. If we could pop it into a tuxedo and send it up the aisle (playing five different versions of the Wedding March, naturally), we would be there to meet it.

• Even as an adult, when we see a butterfly we go, oooh, and stretch out a hand to try and make it land. With individual types with names like Cruiser, Acadian Hairstreak, Brimstone and California Sister maybe butterflies are much cooler than we thought. And not just for pinning their pretty carcasses in cases!

http://butterflywebsite.com/gallery/index.cfm#met

• Stevie Nicks is probably the coolest, craziest woman on the planet. Get some of finest ramblings here:

www.inherownwords.com/